How Do You Entertain a Bored Pharoah?

Perusing the news today, I see the headline, World's oldest joke traced back to 1900 BC. A study commissioned by the television channel Dave and published by the University of Wolverhampton has uncovered some the oldest known jokes.

The oldest? Something which has never occurred since time immemorial: a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap. (1900 BC – 1600 BC Sumerian Proverb Collection 1.12-1.13)

Haha. Those mischievous young women... And those Sumerians...so merry.

So how do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish. (An abridged version first found in 1600 BC on the Westcar Papryus).

Hah. Lecherous pharaohs.

Or this one, coming in at number ten: Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: "In silence." (Collected in the Philogelos or "Laughter-Lover" the oldest extant jest book and compiled in the 4th/5th Century AD)

Hah. Funny thing is I can actually relate to that one. There's always the obligatory banter that the hairperson always starts, to put you/herself at ease, to ingratiate herself for a better tip. I hate small talk sometimes.

...But I do love ancient toilet humor. So bawdy. Like this one from 10th century England: What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? Answer: A key.

Narf!